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Let's talk about performance

Performance isn’t a feature - it’s a foundation that supports usability, inclusivity, and impact. In this keynote, I dig into why that matters and how we can stop shipping slow, bloated nonsense.

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In a world of bloated websites and cut corners, front-end performance is often treated as an afterthought... but it shouldn't be.

This talk cuts through the noise to explain why speed still matters, why quality is everyone's responsibility, and how making the right choices for the right context isn't just good practice — it's essential. Whether you're a designer, developer, product owner or content editor, you'll come away with a better understanding of how thoughtful front-end decisions improve user experience, boost accessibility, and reduce waste across the board.

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Who's it for?

It's open to all experience levels, and all job roles, but it's especially useful if you think you've already got it covered.

What people say

“This really hit home. A great reminder that performance isn’t just a dev problem, it’s a team effort.”
“Phil’s talk made a compelling case for investing in quality - not just for users, but for the business too.”
“Great to see someone connect performance with real user experience and design decisions. Spot on.”
“Clear, engaging, and packed with takeaways we could act on immediately. A must-hear for anyone building for the web.”

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  • Remote or in-person. It'll take roughly an hour in-person and usually more like 45 minutes remotely - plus additional time for Q&A/ranting.
  • Yorkshire-based but I'll travel if the event feels right and the location is do-able. And if there's good pizza/burgers and a captive audience.

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Tech setup

  • If it's under bright lights, please let me know so I can wear shorts.
  • I run it from Keynote on my MacBook. USB-C works best.
  • If you need me to bring extra cables or stuff, please let me know!